Don’t you just hate it when you’re out flying with the boys (and/or girls!), and as soon as you get your hands on your radio and punch out to the moon, you get distracted by a chilly breeze right on your noggin?
Ain’t that just the worst? Yeah, happens to us all.
So, here we release an innovative leap forwards in noggin de-colding technology:
Crazy, right? Who would’ve thought that after 120 long, arduous seconds of research, we’d finally reach the conclusion that the ultimate solution to brain warming technology would be something so advanced, so technically marvellous as a beanie.
Okay I’m bored now;
It’s a hat – it looks cool, it keeps your head warm, you get to rep our brand – it’s win-win, grab you one!
the UMT Technical Noggin Warming Device Research Team <3