Another product – another moment to embrace my linguistic glory.
So then, what is it this time, I hear you ask? Well, I shan’t keep you waiting any longer – what we have right here, ladies and gents, is nothing other than the absolute peak of pure mediocrity. Little is known to man to be more mediocre than the sublimely bland essence radiated from an object so boring, so dull, that we couldn’t even be bothered to provide it with a fancy name – that’s right, boys and girls – this right here?
This is TheFPV Beefy Battery strap.
“Holy sh**, I hear you exclaim, “it looks the same as all the others!”
Well, too damn right you are. How the f*** do you expect us to elaborate on what is essentially the fabric equivalent of spaghetti?! It’s established, it’s everywhere, and it’s all identical. But, dear reader, I put to you that spaghetti can be scum-of-the-earth tier, or it can be god tier, it’s all about the execution.
This strap? This strap is good spaghetti.
Built like a tank, if you tear one of these you’re flying hard – grippy rubber, thick padding, and sheer strength oozing out of every damn thread. These are built to last, and last they shall. Keep your quad looking tidy and stop being grounded by trivial broken battery straps, grab yourself one of these bad boys and crash with absolute confidence!
Available in multiple sizes (130mm for Micros, 210mm for 5″ quads, and 250mm for your larger batteries)
Included
- 2pc TheFPV Kevlar Battery Strap