Another product – another moment to embrace my linguistic glory.
So then, what is it this time, I hear you ask? Well, I shan’t keep you waiting any longer – what we have right here, ladies and gents, is nothing other than the absolute peak of pure mediocrity. Little is known to man to be more mediocre than the sublimely bland essence radiated from an object so boring, so dull, that we couldn’t even be bothered to provide it with a fancy name – that’s right, boys and girls – this right here?
This is TheFPV Sticky Battery strap.
“Holy sh!”, I hear you exclaim, “it looks the same as all the others!”
Well, too damn right you are. How the f* do you expect us to elaborate on what is essentially the fabric equivalent of spaghetti?! It’s established, it’s everywhere, and it’s all identical. But, dear reader, I put to you that spaghetti can be scum-of-the-earth tier, or it can be god tier, it’s all about the execution.
This strap? This strap is good spaghetti.
Do you have an issue with battery adhesion? Not confident enough in your battery pad? Are you just a nutter that likes to tie down your poor battery as much as humanly possible to prevent any chance of escape? Then get help! OR, even better, get some of these mega-sticky-mega-strappy straps. That’s right, these sticky bastards will keep your battery firmly held where it ought to be held – on the equivalent of a 60MPH flying brick that is your quadcopter. Let your battery know who’s boss – pick up a pack of these ultra-rubberised retention solutions.
Oh, and take the friggin’ clear wrap off the sticky bit first!
Available in multiple sizes (130mm for Micros, 210 for 5″ quads, and 250 for your larger batteries)
- 2pc TheFPV Silicone Battery Strap